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What's NEW: Mr Holman discovered as SPIDER-MAN?

Gloop has returned as an even greater hero, and even SLIMIER than usual.
Being the fantastic heroes they are, Gloop and Holman have saved TWO WATERMELONS from their demise!!! When asked what they'll do for Mr. Holman's birthday, Gloop stated, "GLOOOP save 4 people from Sally! GLOOOOOOP!!!"
When asked how they'll do that, and who the heck Sally is, Gloop spun in a circle and flew away.

Play Flappy Gloop: out NOW!!!

What's NEW: Gloop SOLVES Cancer

Gloop once again performs miracles, providing an insanely NOT Bleach god drink.
Supposedly proven to have cured 50,001 patients, with an astounding 99.9942168 success rate,
Gloop's unlabeled beverage that has NO ASSOCIATION with Clorox© has saved lives for millions.
In his GOOnn interview, Gloop remarks, "Gloop ble- drink kill cancer! Yum Yum Yum!"

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GLOOP UNCRASHES THE STOCK MARKET

Having destroyed world hunger and solved pollution, Gloop turned to one of few major things to still be broken:
the stock market.
Being an investor himself, Gloop was able to use the genius strategy of investing in himself to uncrash the stock market and bring us out of what would've gone down as "Great depression: the sequel."
When we asked Gloop how this possibly could've fixed the economy, he said "Shhhhhhh. Gloop sigma."

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BLEEP IS THE ENEMY

Bleep has been secretly involved with drug scandals and Gloop trafficking. Vote Gloop instead!

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Gloop is now on Youtube. Go check it out HERE!